Friday, May 29, 2009

Sexy lingerie makes you feel great and look good

Eva Mendez, Scarlett Johansson, Katrina Kaif, Marisa Miller, Bipasha Basu, Anna Ivanovic, Holly Weber...and the list goes on. You ask any man about their most desirable woman, chances are very high that he will name one of the above and you ask what you want them to wear, and the answer will be...we want to see them in a sexy lingerie. In fact, this is one of the utmost fantasy of every men to see their favorite diva in a beautiful Victoria Secret lingerie or a designer swimsuit. A well-shaped woman always looks great in a 2-piece bikini. Going back to early 90s, when Pamela Anderson made more waves than the waves in the sea when she flaunted her curves so beautifully in Bay Watch that she became a household name even in non-English speaking countries. Just imagine had Pamela not worn those beautiful red swimsuits who would have cared to see Bay Watch. The red color made Pamela as synonymous with bikini as the red color is associated with Ferrari. I still think Maria Sharapova looks dropdead gorgeous when she wears a two-piece bikini. Just go back a few decades back and visualize Bo Derek coming out of in a 2-piece bikini that of course till date remains one of my favorite movie scenes of all time or think of Ursula Andress in the cult James Bond movie Dr. No and you still will sigh with a great desire. More recently, Halle Berry in a two-piece bikini in Die Another Day and Jessica Alba in Into the Blue. The list is endless of these most desirable women and when these women feature in a designer bikini or a sexy lingerie, I think they just become too hot to handle.

One can get one these sexy lingerie through online shopping. All you have to do is go to any online shopping website, do some price comparison on the price comparison site, and gift yourself a designer lingerie which will make you feel great and look good. I think once you have gifted yourself a designer lingerie, you will become more desirable than ever.

© 2009 Ranjan Kumar

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Manmohan Singh wins a second term






Finally, the election results are out. After months and months of coalition drama from the likes of left, Mulayam SinghYadav, Laloo Prasad Yadav, what a relief now... at least now we can hope for a better political scenario as Congress has bagged enough seats that now it can work on its own and will not have to rely on pressure politics. Lets hope that Manmohan Singh delivers this time by reviving the economy as well as terrorism policy. He is not under pressure from left at this time to implement his economic reforms and he should not be under pressure from Amar Singh (hopefully!!!) to fight against terrorism and he should not be under pressure from Laloo Yadav to give him Railway ministry. Well, lets hope we will be able to see a better tomorrow in a few days from now.

The biggest loser in this election according to me is Laloo Prasad Yadav whose party only managed to bag 4 seats, but his condition is now like "dhobi ka doggy na ghar ka na ghaat ka." Why I am saying this is because before election he snapped electoral ties with Congress in hopes of getting a large chunk of seats and be in even better position to bargain, but now with Nitish Kumar delivering a knock-out performance, Laloo Yadav might find his days numbered in the political circuit because he is no one in Bihar and now will become no one in Center too.

This might also be the end of the road for the Iron Man L K Advani also and we might see more youthful leaders taking centerstage which might come as a bleesing in disguise for them just like the Indian team who has been doing just too good with his youth brigade after the likes of Ganguli, Dravid, Kumble, Laxman, and Tendulkar (playing very little now) either retired or were kept out on purpose.

So lets all hope for a new shining India...


© 2009 Ranjan Kumar

Saturday, May 23, 2009

What to write on a blog

As a blogger, the most difficult task is to find out a new topic to write about. Well, here are my top 5 ways to get idea about a new topic for your blog:

1. Your most important provider of new topic is your own blog comments. You must check the comments posted on the blogs and see the questions posed by your readers and there are more than enough chance that a new idea will just click in your mind going through these comments.

2. Go back searching your most read blog post, give it a new twist or add a new angle and your loyal readers might be happy once again seeing their favorite blog post with a new twist. One can take the example of Ekta Kapoor's soap where every 3 months a new story unfolds in the same old cast and storyline and the viewer once again start watching the serial with a new interest.

3. Go through the social networking sites like Digg or Twitter and check out the new topics people blogging about and you might get the topic for your post for the day.

4. Ask reader to put comments and offer some give-away to the X reader. Chances are high that those reader will give you a new topic to write about.

5. Prepare a list like "Top 5 secrets of a successful love life" or the "Top 10 excuses for a sick leave," do some brainstorming, follow your office culture, prepare a list, and your new blog topic is ready. It is fun to read and easy to write.

If you have your own top 5 ideas, please put a comment, so that my next top 5 list will be published soon.


© 2009 Ranjan Kumar

Friday, May 22, 2009

Complete transcript of Fake IPL player video

Here is the transcript of the Fake IPL player video revealed on camera:

This is me, Fake IPL player... or FIP as you sometimes call me... It's been 4 weeks, 43 posts... about 17,000 comments till now...Over 90% of the comments have actually been from one person...called anonymous...who the hell is this guy anonymous...actually anonymous is me and you...yes...both of us... Behind all the greasepaint, I'm just another faceless guy... grew up in Delhi where I learnt my art... and I have travelled and worked almost all over India... actually, I grew up on cricket. One of the earliest memories being that of a grinning Kapil Dev, running back to the pavilion after beating England in the 1983 world cup semifinals... I watched with horror when Miandad whacked Chetan Sharma for that last-ball six... and also overjoyed when Jadeja returned the favor 10 days...err...10 years later...Actually I was crackpot enough to skip my IIM interview in order to watch India play Australia at Feroze Shah Kotla... A match that by the way we lost...But somewhere along the faceless journey in life, I happened to get intimately exposed to cricket... From the kings of Bollywood to the pimps of cricket... and vice versa... from the cricketers with oversized egos to journos that are so happy being in such august company... they forget to dig deep enough... I've seen them all. Yes, I am an insider... I am the fly on the wall... the ghost in the darkness...and I am sitting here right now reading your question and wondering why are you asking me about match fixing now...when the match itself has changed...in our attempt at competing with movies...we have actually changed cricket matches to three-hour cricket movies... with a couple of strategic timeouts in between...Being intimately involved, I think I saw a lot more happening than what most people saw on TV...oh I saw so much...it will probably take me a book or two to spell it all in...but if I actually write a book...I will probably be history even if my book is not...still it's a story that has to be told and perhaps my anonymity now will be exchanged for some harsh limelight later or perhaps not. As to my fascination with the city of Kolkata...hmmm...I love the people there...kintu dekha jaye to...Kolkata kin satti ekta Bollywood masala movie...is team mein action hai...tragedy hai...comedy hai...romance hai...sex hai...item number bhi hai...is team mein hero hai...heroine hai...villain hai...aur villain ka bhai bhi hai...yahin hai bollywood ka asli maja dosto...entertainment ka asli baap yahi hai... Anyway this is the story of FIP... finally, it's all just shadow play... or as my name suggest, fake... See you when I see you... kabhi alvida na kehna.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

How to choose a legal service provider

Many of us living in a civilian society believe that oh...we are living in such a peaceful community that nothing will happen to us and thus we will never ever require someone like a lawyer or a legal service provider. Two of the biggest nightmares for every civilian is going to a police station or making rounds of a judiciary court. If someone asks me how to file an FIR or first investigation report, I am a totally ignorant about it. It is just that one never needed to go to a police station or seek legal service so he just does not know anything about this.

But, however peaceful society one is living in, there is always a probability exists that he might get involved into some sort of litigation and then the real problem starts. How to find an appropriate legal service provider. There are many legal firms who specialize in a particular type of litigation involved. Like a criminal lawyer firm may not be able to give you the best of advice if you are involved in some civilian litigation or some partnership problem.

One must check the background of that legal firm like how long they have been in business, have they been associated with the Bar Council or other legal governing body, if they have got proper license or registration to carry out the legal service business, so that you are able to get the most suitable legal service provider for yourself.



© 2009 Ranjan Kumar

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Fake IPL Player or some smart journo

This Fake IPL Player seems like a very smart journo who just wants to come into limelight after the IPL season 2 gets over. Just went through the Get Shorty post from this now famous Fake IPL Player about his version of match-fixing rumors. One genuine point that he makes on the match-fixing thing is that why would somebody pay KKR to lose a match when they are already losing the matches on trot. That is very interesting to hear and sounds very convincing. You see, nobody remembers when was the last time KKR actually won a match. The only match they won this season was also due to Duckworth/Lewis (D/L) method, so that sounds very convincing as to why one should pay take even a single penny to lose a match.

I think now if and that is a big if KKR ever wins a match in IPL, Lalit Modi and IPL bosses must look into this if the match was fixed. Because I think if KKR wins a single match this IPL season, whoever would have bet on KKR will become an instant millionaire. The match-fixing rumor will once again come into limelight if KKR wins a match or Ganguli scores 50 runs of 20 balls or Ishant Sharma picks up 5 wickets in a match or Agarkar concedes only 10 runs in his 4 overs. If ever these things happen we should have enough reason to believe that the match was fixed.

The two names that I like the most from this Fake IPL Player post are Bhookha Naan and Appam Chutiya. I mean, just look at the word selection chosen, this is really awesome. Particularly, Appam Chutiya is like the word we all used for decades while completing our school and college years and still never knew that this word Chutiya can be such a successful marketing term that can soar one's Alexa ranking to 18,000. I think Philip Kotler must rewrite his Marketing Management book and add all these terms like Chutiya, dildo, slimeball, etc. and give use a new-age marketing funda.

© 2009 Ranjan Kumar

Saturday, May 16, 2009

India votes and decides its future

Finally, the D day came and election results are out. After months and months of coalition drama from the likes of left, Mulayam SinghYadav, Laloo Prasad Yadav, what a relief now... at least now we can hope for a better political scenario as Congress has bagged enough seats that now it can work on its own and will not have to rely on pressure politics. Lets hope that Manmohan Singh delivers this time by reviving the economy as well as terrorism policy. He is not under pressure from left at this time to implement his economic reforms and he should not be under pressure from Amar Singh (hopefully!!!) to fight against terrorism and he should not be under pressure from Laloo Yadav to give him Railway ministry. Well, lets hope we will be able to see a better tomorrow in a few days from now.

The biggest loser in this election according to me is Laloo Prasad Yadav whose party only managed to bag 4 seats, but his condition is now like "dhobi ka doggy na ghar ka na ghaat ka." Why I am saying this is because before election he snapped electoral ties with Congress in hopes of getting a large chunk of seats and be in even better position to bargain, but now with Nitish Kumar delivering a knock-out performance, Laloo Yadav might find his days numbered in the political circuit because he is no one in Bihar and now will become no one in Center too.

This might also be the end of the road for the Iron Man L K Advani also and we might see more youthful leaders taking centerstage which might come as a bleesing in disguise for them just like the Indian team who has been doing just too good with his youth brigade after the likes of Ganguli, Dravid, Kumble, Laxman, and Tendulkar (playing very little now) either retired or were kept out on purpose.

So lets all hope for a new shining India...

© 2009 Ranjan Kumar

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Who is this Fake IPL Player

A lot is being read about the Fake IPL Player making rounds on the blog circuit. In fact, the entire Indian media is following this Fake IPL Player so closely that it has become the most trafficked blog in just a week. Yesterday, I was just seeing a news clip on NDTV India about the poll buzz about revealing this Fake IPL player identity and some 30,000 internet bloggers and readers have polled in just 1 day.

Everyone is curious to find out the real identity of this Fake IPL Player who has been reporting all the inside and outside news of Kolkata Knight Riders. If the player reveals his identity at the end of the IPL, then I think he becomes genunine from a fake IPL player, but if the player does not reveal his identity, then this might lead us to believe that this once again is a very smart marketing strategy employed by the very marketing savvy KKR owned by King Khan.

Do you think Fake IPL Player is a genuine KKR player or a marketing strategy?
Genuine, if he reveals his identity at the end of IPL
He is just some blogger but not KKR player
He is member of KKR marketing team.
A very smart blogger who has put a mole in the KKR team.

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© 2009 Ranjan Kumar

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

KKR loses again

Maintaining their losing spree, Kolkata lost again.

Well, one must feel sorry for the KKR to lose this game. Till the 36th over of the game they were so comfortably placed to win this game at least and then came a once in a life inning from Ross Taylor and KKR is shattered once again. Shahrukh's team dominated the proceeding from the first over to the 36th over aided by brilliant batting display by Brendon McCullum (finally!!! but too late to come) and David Hussey and then their bowler doing fairly decent job to bring themselves into a comfortable position where the asking rate went up to as high as 15 runs per over. Only a miracle would have saved Bangalore but then miracles do happen some time, and this time it happened from Ross Taylor's bat who hit 5 towering sixes to finish the match in style with 4 balls remaining. Dr. Vijay Mallya was one happy man with his team moving to 5th place leaving Zinta, Ambani, and Shahrukh behind and looking menacingly to outdo Shilpa soon to make a place in the semi-finals.

Anyhow, this match was a 100% entertainer where batsmen ruled the roost and bowlers just looked too rusty that is what T20 cricket is all about.

Good luck Royal Challengers, keep winning and bring back DLP IPL trophy to Namma Bangaluru this time and bring cheers to all the fellow Bangaloreans...

© 2009 Ranjan Kumar

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Obama and Bangalore

The entire BPO industry in India went berserk after the Harvard Law Graduate President Barrack Obama said the following, "It’s a tax code of corporate loopholes that makes it perfectly legal for companies to avoid paying their fair share. It’s a tax code that makes it all too easy for a number — a small number of individuals and companies to abuse overseas tax havens to avoid paying any taxes at all. And it’s a tax code that says you should pay lower taxes if you create a job in Bangalore, than if you create one in Buffalo, New York.”

Why Obama chose to name Bangalore instead of any other city in the world remains an open mystery to the world, particularly Indians, and more particularly namma Bangaloreans. It seems like not only the other cities in India, but even the most powerful county in the world is fearful of namma Bangalure, the Silicon Valley of India, or should we say Silicon Valley of world. One thing is very clear, Bangalore is now much ahead in terms of IT business than any other cities in the world and so we Bangaloreans should feel proud about it.

But what worries everyone here in the IT capital of India is the after-effects of Obama's now famous Bangalore speech. Rumors have started spreading like wildfire that the BPO industry in Bangalore may see huge repercussions in the coming 6 months. Well, the fears are genuine but we should not be too much worried about this. This means like Obama wants some drastic changes made in the income tax laws of his own country, so that more revenues should come in US treasury. Now the accounts for about 60 percent ($30 billion) of the $50-billion IT export revenue from India. About 70 percent of the export revenue is generated by Indian firms and the remaining by multinational captives or third party vendors in the sub-continent. That means that if any loss of revenues will also be loss of revenue for US if they change the tax laws in their own country.

So, in other words, as long as Bangalore and the rest of India continues to work smartly, the US would always try to make reforms in their tax laws, so that a part of revenue generated in India will be paid back to US in terms of taxes, and thus we all Indians can says proudly that now we are helping US getting out of the great recession of all time.

© 2009 Ranjan Kumar

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Aishwarya and Rajpal in Coca-Cola commercial

Watch out for Aishwarya Rai Bachchan first time appearing with the little funny man Rajpal Yadav in the new Coca-Cola commercial.




Vodafone Zoozoo ads all in one place

There is no point for guessing which is making the most waves in this current IPL season, its the little Zoozoo. Vodafone has really spiced the otherwise dull IPL season with the new loving character Zoozoo and like their earlier cute doggy, these little characters have become instant hit. Now you can enjoy watching the all Zoozoo commercials here only.





Use social media to promote your blogs

One of the most successful and proven formula to promote one's blog or website is to use social media like Tweeter, Orkut, Facebook, or any other shout box where you can shout about your blogs freely and to really promote your blogs like a wildfire, you must expand your connections on these social media to have the maximum reach.


Tweeter is one of the most successful social media tool to promote your website. You can also shout about your website on the shout boxes found on any site like here on this cool site you will see a shout box. All you have to do is type out your name, your website, and your message and your website will be viewed hundreds of net users across the globe.

So, dudes go ahead and shout on the shout box and spread your website like anything.


© 2009 Ranjan Kumar

MT jobs

One of the biggest medical transcription companies in India requires a lot of OJT, MT, IMT, QA, senior QA with one of the most competitive remuneration in the industry. If you think you have the fire in your belly to prove yourself in the MT industry then join the biggest company in India. You can post your comment if you are interested to work in Bangalore.

The company offers a challenging environment to work, so if you are ready to take the challenge, go ahead.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Are infrared saunas more beneficial than dangerous?

Sauna (a Finnish word) is the latest buzzword in the ever expanding world of health and fitness. The traditional Sauna uses steam at a controlled temperature to heat the user and thereby the user. Sauna is believed to provide some relief to patients suffering from asthma and chronic bronchitis. The Sauna therapy alleviate pain and improve joint mobility in patients suffering from rheumatic disease. Sauna is also helpful in patients with psoriasis.

Infrared Sauna is different from the conventional Sauna in that it heats its users with infrared heaters that emit infrared radiant heat unlike the steam that conventional Sauna uses to heat its users. Infrared sauna is claimed to be safe and beneficial in that heat penetrates more than 1.5 inches (40 mm) into the body. The infrared rays help loosen toxins from fat cells into the body and those toxins are flushes out of the body through sweating. Thus infrared Sauna heals and stimulates tissues and is considered a very effective therapy for arthritis and injuries to tissue.

If you ask any infrared saunas user is it beneficial for them and they all will shout in tandem, yes they are. In fact, this is one of the best therapy to control obesity as they heat your body so much that you start sweating and that is the best way to fight obesity, but here comes the dangerous aspect. If you sweat too much, you run the risk of getting dehydrated and that is very harmful. So, the controlled use is always appreciable. The second dangerous aspect is getting addicted to it and in a way start using it overly and then again the first danger becomes very imminent.

The far infrared saunas are proved to be very beneficial to everyone in boosting their body's natural healing mechanism thus aiding one's body in releasing toxins, giving them a rejuvenated effect and last but not the list burning calories, thus paving your way towards a more fitter body.

So, I think infrared sauna use is more beneficial than dangerous.


© 2009 Ranjan Kumar